my son is also named bort.
frageelaytwit:

Listen up, banana. I don’t have to take that shit from you.

frageelaytwit:

Listen up, banana. I don’t have to take that shit from you.

  1. maryinstereo reblogged this from erraticerotic and added:
    what if you only bought it to stick up an orifice?
  2. stacyturner reblogged this from erraticerotic and added:
    Science fact of the day: We share 50% of our genes with a banana. I on the other hand share 51%. Ladies, you know what I...
  3. lamamama reblogged this from erraticerotic and added:
    Or even just “Eat More Bananas!” Seriously, my weight is the last thing I want to be reminded of at breakfast time.
  4. erraticerotic reblogged this from lamamama and added:
    What about like, “Be Healthy!” or “Potassium Rules!”
  5. lamamama reblogged this from emmadavey and added:
    I hate those stickers!
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  11. iliketodisco reblogged this from ilovefat and added:
    totally saw this at breakfast this morning—a friend pointed...out to me. idk, if I
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  13. ilovefat reblogged this from feminally and added:
    Reminds me of the Taco Bell Drive-through Diet. I thought it was funny, because it wasn’t meant to be taken...
  14. feminally reblogged this from frageelaytwit and added:
    This SH… is bananas, B A N A N A S.
  15. criticalmess reblogged this from inonemorehour and added:
    Oh yeah? Well your stupid yellow FACE, Mr. Banana.
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  18. inonemorehour reblogged this from wellthatsjustgreat and added:
    I noticed this today as well! Yeah, I don’t need my banana to give me sass about being fat.
  19. wellthatsjustgreat reblogged this from frageelaytwit
  20. cathairtumbleweeds reblogged this from frageelaytwit and added:
    hate it when fruit gives me commands.
  21. constantflux reblogged this from flutternutt and added:
    they can be such assholes sometimes..
  22. erinmargrethe reblogged this from frageelaytwit and added:
    “Banana diet” makes me think of the tapeworm cure. “Where’s my cookie?!”
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  24. notactuallyme reblogged this from frageelaytwit and added:
    I’ll grudgingly accept being called a fatass by my mirror, my scale and my clothes, but it’s just plain...
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